How to be Perfect/How to be Perfect (1994)(Great Bear Technology).iso/text/date4.txt

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......WHERE DO YOU GO ON THE DATE?........... Here, proper etiquette
offers you an array of choices as endless as there are things to do in your community.
Perhaps you and the individual of feminine gender can "take in a movie" in town. Incidentally,
girls typically prefer love stories to movies about, say, car racing or muscular individuals
who wear torn shirts and carry machine guns. As an alternative, perhaps your church or
synagogue is holding a social. But remember: the Lord is an attentive chaperone, and He
watches these events extremely carefully, constantly checking the distance between members
of the opposite sex with his "cosmic ruler". If you do have the courage to conduct your
date within a religious institution, be sure not to touch your partner at all, or even,
if you can help it, look at her........